Just the Five of Us

Toddler Rule #9

If you find a shoe that belongs to your  dad, bring it to him. Hold it out to him, grunting (the more urgent the better) and yelling until he puts it on.

Toddler Rule #173

When you want your mom to read you a book, bring one over to her. Shove it at her and say, "Buh!" Sit in her lap. Listen as she reads it to you. After 1.5 pages, grab the book and close it. Stand up. Shove it at her and say, "Buh!" Sit in her lap. Listen as she reads it to you. After 1.5 more pages (it's best if they are the same pages), grab the book and close it. Stand up. Repeat as often as necessary.

Toddler Rule #45

Things must be put in other things.

Like socks in the dishwasher and cups in the oven drawer.

(Jake had an album of toddler rules when he was younger of all the quirky things that he did, so I thought I'd do one for Owen too. The blog/digital version. Numbering is random to symbolize the randomness of being a toddler.)